Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Thursday, June 12, 2008

300 Spears Purple Rain in Season Opener

From wire reports

June 12, 2008 - In the first game of the ABA season, 300 defeated Purple Rain 77-52. 300 compensated for its lack of interior defense with lights-out 3-point shooting. Both teams were sloppy throughout the game, showing signs of rust after a long off-season. Even the referees contributed to the preseason atmosphere of the game, making questionable foul calls on many occasions while neglecting to call obvious fouls at other times.


Hindered by numerous turnovers and traveling calls, Purple Rain could not overcome an early deficit caused by an uninspired start. Despite not being able to stop 300's hot shooters with a 2-3 zone, Purple Rain started clicking on offense in the second half, aided by the realization that 300 played a very lax man-to-man defense and the return of team superstar Michael Allen. At halftime, Allen had dramatically returned from helping inner-city kids with eye disease learn to swim. Nevertheless, Purple Rain's late surge was not enough.

Purple Rain's marquee free agent signing in the off-season, Jimmy Jen, led the team in scoring with 18 points and started in place of Timothy Pang, the incumbent starter at point guard. Pang is serving a two-week suspension after failing his second drug test in the off-season. Forward Farouk Kolaghassi bounced back with a solid game after a disappointing rookie season last year. Purple Rain's other much-hyped rookie from last season, Aaron "Choo Choo" Tyler, was traded at the annual GM meeting in December for a washing machine and cash considerations.

When asked about the team's inauspicious start to the season at the post-game press conference, Purple Rain guard Karson Chang replied optimistically. "Worried? I'm not worried. It's just early-season jitters. We'll be fine once we settle down and get Tim and Mike [Jagielski] back. I'm more worried about our washing machine. It's starting to leak water and make weird noises."

Even though players like Chang are optimistic, the end result was still the same for the beleaguered Purple Rain. After a tumultuous off-season in which the franchise relocated and changed its name from the Earthquakers to Purple Rain, the team is trying to use its new identity to get a fresh start this season and erase memories of a disappointing last-place finish in 2007. After tonight's loss, Purple Rain's fresh start will just have to wait one more game.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

I'm Happy Too, But....

I know how happy Dallas Cowboys fans are about Pacman Jones being allowed to practice, and inevitably being able to play in the upcoming season. We will again have a picked up a pro-bowl player for chump change. His sheer talent and athleticism will awe us, as our cornerback position will finally become stable, and even really good. But....

There is a reason we were able to pick up this amazing player. He comes with lots of baggage. And although many of us, including myself, are happy to have this amazing specimen on The Dallas Cowboys roster, if you have the time, please read this article-http://vault.sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1111516/1/index.htm-by Rick Reilly, formerly of Sports Illustrated. It might give you the grain of salt you've needed.