World Series Predictions

Yes, you heard me right. WORLD SERIES predictions. No need for all of this "surprising" team and whatnot nonsense. I'll just say this: the Yankees* and Diamondbacks* will be in the World Series, with the Yankees becoming "World" Champions.

It's always bothered me that whenever American teams win championships we call them "World Champions." How arrogant are we to assume that our leagues are automatically better than other leagues around the world? It's not like the U.S. won the World Baseball Classic. Or the gold medal at the Olympics in Basketball. Or the silver medal.

What's that? You say that the women's basketball team won the gold medal?

Dwyane Wade: World Champion

Silly goose. Women's basketball isn't a sport.

Oh, and you can't depend on alcoholic leprechauns for anything, including baseball predictions. Actually, you can't depend on leprechauns period, because it's assumed that all leprechauns are alcoholic.


*barring any injuries (hehehe...umbrella clauses are great)