Certain assholes on this blog think i'm a bit unreliable. They're the same assholes who think i got myself a drinking problem. They're the same assholes who can go fuck themselves. Had to get that out while i was still sober. Anyways on to predictions of the baseball variety. After a fantastic final month in the N.L. last year, we were subjected to the most god awful boring post-season. One in which some lucky (i.e. shitty) team from Colorado used the power of their physics defying space park and some short stop named Troy Tuloqueertsky to sweep all the interesting teams. Thankfully they wont be back in the playoffs once i turn off the anti gravity settings at Coors Field. Holy shit! It's really called Coors Field? Maybe ill be paying a visit there real soon.
N.L. East - New York Mets
N.L. Central - Chicago Cubs
N.L. West - Los Angeles Dodgers
N.L. WC - Philadelphia Phillies
MVP - Jose Reyes
Cy Young - Johan Santana
Surprise Team - Atlanta Braves
ROY - FUCK DOME!
Surprise Player - Yunel Escobar
Disappointing Team - Rockies
Disappointing Player - Carlos Beltran
Yeah that looks about right.
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