Galaga > Pacman

According to this article, Pacman Jones has already chosen the number that he wants if he were traded to the Cowboys: #21, same as Deion Sanders. This is extremely good news for Cowboys fans who were stupid enough to buy Julius Jones jerseys. Just scratch off the J, add a P, and Voila! You're set to go to a strip club! So, JJ jersey owners better hope this trade goes through.

I have to say, though, that the Titans' current demand of a 4th rounder this year and a 4th/5th next year is absolutely ridiculous. Randy Moss was traded for a 4th round pick, and he had much less baggage than Pacman. Moss's problems were all on-the-field issues, but Pacman has legal issues. Plus, we don't know if Pacman will even be able to play this season due to his suspension. I would give no more than a 5th rounder for Pacman.

Make it Rain!

However, we would have a downright nasty secondary with Pacman (remember, he was the sixth OVERALL pick in the draft):

• Starting CBs: Newman and Pacman
  
• Nickel backs: Anthony Henry and whoever we pick at CB in the first round this year (Rodgers-Cromartie/McKelvin/Jenkins/Talib/Cason)
  
• FS: Ken Hamlin
  
• SS: Tub O' Lard (Roy Williams)

I'm drooling. And not just from the Tub O' Lard.