The other day, some pompous bastard told me that he wanted to "contribute" to our little blog. I told him that this simply would not work because we already have three blog authors. If we added one more person, we wouldn't be the Three Wise Men anymore. "The Four Wise Men" just doesn't roll off the tongue the same way.
However, this pompous bastard threatened to have his lawyers sue me for racial discrimination. Apparently, whites are considered a minority in this country now. I should probably let him be an author so that people don't think I'm a racist (the horror!). Plus, I figure that we can use his lawyers when one of us is sued for libel.
On that note, I'd like to introduce the newest member of our blogging family: Mr. J. Hillin.
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