Fenway Park? Fuck that! Give me U.S. Cellular Field!

Sports Illustrated recently released their MLB ballpark rankings as voted on by the fans and for the most part they’re fairly solid. No, I’m just kidding they’re completely “what the fuck”. Let me just provide a few quick examples for your benefit. Glorious Fenway Park, with its rich history and famous Green Monster, does not quite come up to par with Toronto’s cavern from the not so distant future known as the Roger’s Centre ( That’s not a typo. Apparently the Blue Jays are trying to attract Quebecois fans with the ever-luring “r” before “e” gimmick.) Our not perfect but none-the-less beloved Ballpark in Arlington with classic brick exterior and right field deck is outclassed by the decrepit Tropicana Field which rains debris on unsuspecting Rays fans. It’s also the only baseball park known to give seasonal depression in the summer. Most glaring of all and one that makes me question just what kind of “fans” were asked is the fact that Wrigley Field fell at the hands of its south side neighbor, the drab and so-boring-it-hurts, U.S. Cellular Field. I mean it is FUCKING WRIGLEY FIELD! Who the fuck do you think you are so called “fans”. Now I know other factors went into the rankings such as affordability and fan IQ, as if you could objectively judge that, but why would SI.com even publish this fucking travesty. I’ll just leave you with this fact.

The fans think this is nice but...

Hell Yeah its baseball season!





Next week I'll review random ESPN.com fan comments such as "SOX SUX! YANKS 4EVA" and "i like watching cars go fast!".