Vincente Padilla (SP): "You won't believe what I did last night"
Frankie Francisco (RP): "Give me your hands boss"
Frankie Francisco (RP): "Give me your hands boss"
Chris Shelton (1B): "My father was Rusty Greer and my mother was an Irish she-goat"
Michael Young (All-Star SS): "Mya See, Mya"
Ramon Vasquez (3B): "Of course I will babysit your 8-13 year old children"
Ian Kinsler (2B): "Is Ramon still looking at me?"
Brandon Boggs (LF): "I'm just the token black outfielder"
David Murphy "Murph" (RF): "I did some stuntdoubling work in Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
Josh Hamilton (CF): "Jesus said that if I was good, I would be allowed to lick the bowl!"
Gerald Lair (C): I leave it to you, the readers.
Michael Young (All-Star SS): "Mya See, Mya"
Ramon Vasquez (3B): "Of course I will babysit your 8-13 year old children"
Ian Kinsler (2B): "Is Ramon still looking at me?"
Brandon Boggs (LF): "I'm just the token black outfielder"
David Murphy "Murph" (RF): "I did some stuntdoubling work in Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
Josh Hamilton (CF): "Jesus said that if I was good, I would be allowed to lick the bowl!"
Gerald Lair (C): I leave it to you, the readers.
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