"Spurs sting Hornets" and "Wings clip Stars"
I don't know what to say. Are they going for "wait a second, wings usually get clipped. They don't do the clipping. Oh, I think I get it, oh yeah it's irony, oh man I love you ESPN and your witty, ironic sports journalism." (Not to mention that they used the the headline "Hornets sting Spurs" about three days earlier)
Well guess who doesn't...
That really didn't answer the question. But I'm sure the gopher is with me and thousands of others.
I just want the news (and touching stories about old blind men bowling a 300). So just stick the the normal pun headlines and we'll be alright.
Oh, and for the love of god take off that damn fan comment feature. It's making me less patriotic.
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One of ESPN's headlines today was "Malkin in the Middle." That's pretty clever. Clever enough to make me get on this site and comment.
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