Late night thoughts with Mr. and Mrs. G

Mr. G, what do you think about Avery Johnson's future?

I think he'd be a good coach just about anywhere. The Bulls or Suns. But the ideal situation would be in Detroit, if they part ways with Flip Saunders . He can get them playing at their full potential and guide the younger players in non-pressure roles.


Mrs. G, name five scary sports figures?

Kevin Garnett (completely insane)
Vincente Padilla (has killed before)
Marvin Harrison (theme for GTA V, after Rockstar buys Madden and fuses theme together)
Mike Tyson (would have ripped that kangaroo's head off)
That man that hit my son, he should be kicked out of the league for that behavior

Mr. G, the WNBA is starting soon, who's your pick?

The Sparks. People think the NBA has a tanking problem. But when a star athlete can fake pregnancy for a whole year, just so their team can get the number one pick to take a future superstar. That's messed up. They have a serious problem. But you can't discredit the Sparks for taking advantage of a bad system.

Mrs. G, what's your opinion on performance enhancing drugs *wink* *wink*?

[awkward silence]


I'm afraid that's all the time we have with America's favorite couple. See you next time on "Late night thoughts with Mr. and Mrs. G" (after ever Kason Gabbard start). Go Rangers (and Rays).